Kitchen Witch Urban Dictionary

The kitchen witch is the ultimate domestic diva enchantress of the hearth and home and magical master of their domain.

Kitchen witch urban dictionary. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the witch weighs the same as a duck which also floats in water. A less insulting if there is such a thing form of call someone a bitch. Come with me to the graveyard at 3am with seven animal bones and together we can banish the negativity shows up in full black gown and hat with a bubbling cauldron what witches are actually like. Someone who tattoos from home.

Used in a deragatory sense. Normally this hill billy practice occurs in the kitchen without the use of an autoclave or sterile needles. To be a kitchen witch means one practices kitchen witchcraft also known as cottage witchcraft which combines hearth and home with magic and enchantment. Something that is made of wood and floats in water.

Cockney rhyming slang fir. Me lighting a cone of incense in every room opening every window looking like a kindergartener dressed me brave paused in the backroom. A hag if you will. Usually used in the phrase nape of the neck afro amerain women or southen women call it the kitchen.

Yeah yeah oh yeah yeah i keep a witch keep a witch in my kitchen in my kitchen i keep a stick keep a stick on my hitman on my hitman always had bubblegum dreams. Urban dictionary and our advertising partners set cookies on your computer to improve our site and the advertisements you see. Kitch lit is a short version of kitchen literature. A bitter or hateful women.

One who practices witchcraft not neccasarily connected with wicca. It is also used to describe those who follow the wiccan religion and in some instances those who practice any type of magick goetic herbal enochian etc. A slutty woman who spends adequate amounts of time in the kitchen. Since witches are made of wood which floats on water the witch would have to float like a duck.